Right?!? I've reread this thread like 4 times now and it gets funnier and funnier when you insert the characters voices. This thread almost reads like an episode. Just needs some lame innuendo like "My mom is having mine polished right now." & some innocent borderline metro references, "Since I have mine professionally polished I've noticed they weight less."
Sorry for the hijack, I'm not smart enough to add anything meaningful to this conversation!