A Public Service Announcement

[kbobam]

Here is a moment from a movie shown on

a popular 'family-oriented' network.

Beans and cheese are the first two things to

be set on the family dinner table.

Terminal Flatulence is no laughing matter!

It's a serious disease which for some strange

reason is not taken seriously by the general public!

Don't allow irresponsible television which encourages

bad behavior to continue!

Remember! You won't be chuckling anymore if you

or a loved-one are the next to 'spontaneously vaporize'!

(I'm Bob Weber. I do not approve this message, and would

like to take this moment to apologize profusely in advance!)