Hey Steph, I guess I probably did have reserves about discussing the fine points of how to tell when a marble isn't what the general marble community refers to as a "Scenic China." And, yes... For those reasons... But hey... We can't keep everything secret, either.
This marble isn't fake... It's a real marble!! It's china (I presume) and it has a scenic scene painted on it...
But, it sure isn't anything near what I would refer to as a "Scenic China..."
Bob, you can call it a scenic china, you can call it a Christmas Miracle, or you could call it George...
You can ask Bob, you can ask Hansel, you can ask Paul Baumann (I've got his number around here, somewhere...)
But, I'll tell ya, I sure as hell am glad I'm NOT the one with more than 25 bucks in it.
'Sorry, man.... But, there's just no way to wish it any different.