catfish Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 No picture, but I did hear a somewhat funny animal joke. Two baby seals walk into a club................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hipocritter Posted July 19, 2012 Report Share Posted July 19, 2012 Har Har Har! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hipocritter Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXJ1sAQtaY&sns=em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted October 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 LOL. Priceless. Wonder how long it took to put that together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hipocritter Posted October 13, 2012 Report Share Posted October 13, 2012 Even My Heimer - Fritzie thinks that's funny! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ausman Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 MEOW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted October 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Those bikinis are a riot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hipocritter Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Steph said- " Those bikinis are a riot! " Aren't those actually 'eightkinis' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 you have a point -- I didn't think of that. octokini? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hipocritter Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Octokini- definitely and looking hot too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted October 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2012 Happy Halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted October 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Memo from Dog to Master In Re: Cat To: Master of the house From: Dog Subject: Cat Master: The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you call and I've been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face facts: It's time to get rid of the cat. Before the cat's arrival, meals were very festive times. I would sit and stare attentively at your lips, trembling slightly and drooling. You would play the game of pretending to be cross and demand that I leave the area, but whenever you cooked dinner your children would slip me food under the table. Now, though, the cat is allowed to jump on the table - actually physically walk on the table! You don't yell at the cat, you just pick her up and put her back on the floor, and I know you don't see it, but she always gives me a haughty look as she walks past me. And speaking of meals, I have always been satisfied to eat the gritty pellets of meat by-products you bring home in the giant bags, right? Have I ever once, ever, failed to finish a meal? But now I find out that the cat is being served lobster and salmon and crab - and she never consumes all of it! This means there are little containers of delectable snacks lying around and how can I be blamed for making sure they get eaten? Why do you get so mad? As long as the pet food is going to the pets, isn't that what's important? Then there's play time. I think we can clearly see that I am a big dog, descended from a noble line of hunters accustomed to chasing prey and attacking it. Haven't I nearly managed to take down a few cars as they've driven past the house? The cat is about the size of a squirrel and in my view should behave like one, but when I attempt to chase her, she hunches up and spits at me! This can't be sanitary. And shouldn't she be declawed? I'm very concerned about the potential for damage to the furniture and my nose. Speaking of sanitation, do you realize that the cat goes to the bathroom in the house? And not in the drinking basins like you do, but in a sandbox in the basement. What are we going to say if some woman brings her baby over to play in the sandbox and the cat has been using it as a toilet? I used to police the thing for you, but you put it up out of my reach for some reason. I'm not the only one who believes the cat is an evil person. Here's a note from the hamster: To: Master of the house From: Hamster Subject: Cat Please tell cat to stop staring at me while I work. Signed, Hamster, Department of Rodent Wheels I also tried to get a note from the fish, but apparently it believes that everything happening outside its bowl is some kind of reality TV show. I don't understand why the cat is allowed up on the bed and I'm not. I am far more cuddly than any stupid cat. I think her purring sounds unhealthy and may be a sign of tuberculosis. And why doesn't she ever get a bath? She smells like saliva from licking her paws -- you'd never catch me licking such ridiculous places. I often smell wonderful from rolling in road kill, yet you give me baths all the time! And speaking of sleeping, sometimes I'll be taking a nap and she'll come right up and lie down beside me. Usually I'm too tired to do anything about it, but then later the other dogs smell her on me and crack a lot of jokes at my expense. So, not to exaggerate, but the cat has brought the family to complete ruin. I'm sorry I have to be the one to bring it to your attention, but now that I have, I think we can all agree that we should go back to the way it was, when I was the No. 1 pet. Yours truly, T. Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m!b$ Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 T. Dog Awwshaddup.... Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steph Posted November 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Awwwwwwww ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbobam Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 I'm assuming you guys know all about this new show, but just in case. http://www.bravotv.com/lolwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbobam Posted November 10, 2012 Report Share Posted November 10, 2012 P.S. If you're into it, you'll have a better experience watching the first episode on Hulu rather than at the link above. ( : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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