Greatmacscott Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Anybody know any good marble jokes, knock-knocks, etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winnie Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Not a real joke but somtimes I have to giggle for a description with a price quotation on Ebay,the shippingcosts are pretty aswell LOL. In the Netherlands,we say:he/she wants to be rich in 1 day. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Lot-of-151-marbles-swirl-akro-agate-clay-some-hand-made-antique/222798052142?hash=item33dfcc7b2e:g:0VAAAOSwIBJaXZcB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Oregon Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 A couple cartoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusty56 Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 like the toons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 LOL. Me too. All I could think of was variations on the "lost your marbles" idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I wish you hadn't said "good" marble jokes. But I'll post this one anyway. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was a marble cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Oh oh oh ..... remember this one? hehe A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatmacscott Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 all very cute. Thanks all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 Now you have to tell us one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusty56 Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 like the jokes steph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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