Laughing here. This is a great thread!
How about that feeling of panic when you walk into a yard sale and the host is about 500 years old, you look around and notice a 6 year old with there grandma and the kid is picking up the only old 1/2 gallon blue glass jar full of marbles in the whole place. Lol. "Grammy Grammy, Hay Grammy! can I have these for my fish tank?"
Grammy looks at the jar. "My lord Johnny, that's $5.00. Oh; all right, hang on to them and don't drop em!"
Plotting on how to bribe the kid now. Lol