Mikie_T Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 19 hours ago, Steph said: Ha! Took me half a second. Then I laughed so suddenly I spit on the keyboard. Which would be okay ... except it's a borrowed keyboard. LOL.... Well, it'll probably dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jten Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 of my favorite stories from northern Mi. where I live. This one made the national news. An older woman called the road commission to have the deer xing sign moved down the road from her house. She told them the deer kept getting hit and ended up on her lawn. It made the Paul Harvey radio show. A conservation officer observed a car swerve towards a deer and missed it. He decided to follow the car soon after it tried to hit another deer. He pulled it over and asked the driver who happened to be an older woman as in the previous story, not the same one I hope. He asked what she was doing she replied "getting dog food". She had a dozen dogs in the car. It made all the local papers. Only in Mi. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hoody Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Somewhat this resembles me to Manfred, called "Manni". Manni stops his Manta (a famous Opel car) before the "30" sign and so blocks the road. An officer got aware of this, headed to Manni and told him that he can stop his car a little bit down the road at the parking lane but not there at the limit sign. Manni replied:" Sorry, I am already 33". Manni is also the sort not to go to cinema when the movie is rated 16+. He and his friends are just 15 persons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steph Posted May 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 A sheep dog tells the shepherd, "You have 500 sheep." "Really? This morning I only had 489. "Well, I rounded them up." hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoody Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 but: I am not able to count so far (🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 ... 🛌) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DINDO Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 To save time mowing the grass. Water it with beer , it will then be half cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted September 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 Haha! Thanks to google, I get that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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