Fire1981
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Why is the New River Gorge in West Virginia called new when it’s as old as the Nile ?
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How come starfish can’t swim if they aren’t fish ?
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I heard you only get one shot a day at that game.
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I was going bak 2 thu troll who sed we wer stewpid and cudant spel.
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I need 2 go bak 2 Kawlledg. Mabee she wus rite. R thair 2 els in Kawlledg or 1 ?
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I’m so screwed on this one,
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She was funny. She sed we wer a bunch of stewpeedid peepull who needed 2 get a life. I was reelee glad to 2 see hr go aweigh. Made us happee. Hou du u spel Kawlledge ? One el or 2 ?
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I gotta catch my text breath.
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Crap. Now I need to narrow that down to aquatic creatures. My Berry Pink has a lobster tail. No eels,sharks, octopus,catfish, carp etc…..! Anyone have one ?
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I still don’t have any Flaming Dragon Zebra Corkscrew German hand made triple pontil Cat Eyes in my collection unless I’m searching on EBay.
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Other then Orcas
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Good luck with that one!
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What marbles are named after a fish?
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Pizza should not have fruit on it. I’ve tried it and it was still wrong.
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Who shot JR ? I can’t remember.
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What does it take to be a UFO ?
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My Buddy hates cats. Why ? Because they won’t listen to him. Sit,stay and fetch is out of the question. Unless they like you. If and when is up to them.
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We wore thongs on our feet. Not in our Jabo butt cracks.
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If you asked a teenager what 3 On The Tree is. They would have no idea until the Googled it.
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If I had a teenager and they wanted a car. I’d get them a stick shift. I guarantee you can’t text and shift. Not gonna happen.
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“Honk if you’re stupid”
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“No one on Board”
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“ I brake to see if they work”
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I also want my own custom little one that says “Bumper Sticker.”
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I want a bumper sticker that says “If you want to be in front of me you should have left your house earlier.”
