Fire1981

Which is better ? A Shovel Nosed Shark or a snow blower ?

I think Hamburger Helper needs to do the dishes and take the trash out.

My neighbor had a giant parrot that was something like 20-25 years old.They were the ultimate Star Wars followers. They would have Henry on his perch in their driveway. Kids would come to see him say Force Be With You. He broke script one time and for the last time when he started talking Dirty Talk from the bedroom. Ooops

My dog is 10 years old but acts like puppy. Do I have to have that talk with him about growing up and being more responsible?

I had a cat that had 18 lives.

Craw Dads ? How do you know if they are Craw Moms ?

Acorns? Are Zcorns HTF?

I’m a birder and have Nuthatches in my yard. All the other birds hatch out off eggs. Since when did a bird start laying nuts in their nests ?

Is a white cat good luck if it walks across your path ?

Best way to keep a Teenager from texting and driving is to make sure their car is a stick shift.

Or is it a crabby apple the other happy apples don’t want to be around ?

Crab Apples ? How come they don’t have claws ?

Why is it called a near miss ? Doesn’t make sense to me regardless of the definition. A near miss to me means you almost missed but crashed or hit the target.

Pennies cost 2.6 cents to make. Why bother?

Who do you walk a corn dog ?

Why aren’t Semi Trucks called Pro Trucks?

Why is a Great White shark gray?

Cornish Hens ? Are they suppose to kinda taste like corn ?

What’s up with toilet paper. You use it on your butt not the toilet.

Polar Bearish

Labradoodles. Reeeeeaaaallly ? Pitdoodles, St. Bernardadoodle ? I have cow dogs. Why would I want Cowdoodle?

Side affects ? Here I go again. The medication commercials always warn you about the side affects. By the time they list all of them to cover their ass who in the hell is going to take that risk ? My wife runs the International Housing here at CSU. The residents don’t understand junk mail and drug commercials. It kinda freaks them out that they get mail from people they don’t know.

Aaron Roger’s StateFarm c**p ? I would change the tennis ball and his dog commercial. So he’s throw a tennis ball to his dog and then launches one that sets off a car alarm ? A car alarm. The dog should be catching Hail Mary passes in the middle of a dog pack. No tennis ball. It’s a football. Then he over throws a Hail Mary that sets off a car alarm. Go Go Geico 🚀

I’ll venture into CAC

Rats on the uptown bed bugs down town.