Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Side affects ? Here I go again. The medication commercials always warn you about the side affects. By the time they list all of them to cover their ass who in the hell is going to take that risk ? My wife runs the International Housing here at CSU. The residents don’t understand junk mail and drug commercials. It kinda freaks them out that they get mail from people they don’t know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Labradoodles. Reeeeeaaaallly ? Pitdoodles, St. Bernardadoodle ? I have cow dogs. Why would I want Cowdoodle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 What’s up with toilet paper. You use it on your butt not the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Cornish Hens ? Are they suppose to kinda taste like corn ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Why is a Great White shark gray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Why aren’t Semi Trucks called Pro Trucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Who do you walk a corn dog ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Pennies cost 2.6 cents to make. Why bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Why is it called a near miss ? Doesn’t make sense to me regardless of the definition. A near miss to me means you almost missed but crashed or hit the target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Crab Apples ? How come they don’t have claws ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Or is it a crabby apple the other happy apples don’t want to be around ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Best way to keep a Teenager from texting and driving is to make sure their car is a stick shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Is a white cat good luck if it walks across your path ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 I’m a birder and have Nuthatches in my yard. All the other birds hatch out off eggs. Since when did a bird start laying nuts in their nests ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Acorns? Are Zcorns HTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Craw Dads ? How do you know if they are Craw Moms ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 I had a cat that had 18 lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 My dog is 10 years old but acts like puppy. Do I have to have that talk with him about growing up and being more responsible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 My neighbor had a giant parrot that was something like 20-25 years old.They were the ultimate Star Wars followers. They would have Henry on his perch in their driveway. Kids would come to see him say Force Be With You. He broke script one time and for the last time when he started talking Dirty Talk from the bedroom. Ooops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 I think Hamburger Helper needs to do the dishes and take the trash out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Which is better ? A Shovel Nosed Shark or a snow blower ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Are Jack and Charlie Daniels related ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Why are the the Alabama Hills in California? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Did the Jolly Green Giant ever have a crappy day ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Humpty Dumpty should have stayed on the couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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