Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 I was going bak 2 thu troll who sed we wer stewpid and cudant spel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 I'd try to help you out with a rant, but I'm too tired to think of anything to complain about. Oh wait ... it's midnight. There's a new Wordle. I have to go play it before anyone posts spoilers. I would have something to rant about then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Wordle 231 4/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Carry on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 I heard you only get one shot a day at that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 How come starfish can’t swim if they aren’t fish ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, Fire1981 said: I heard you only get one shot a day at that game. Yep. One shot at the official Wordle word of the day. There's an archive site with old Wordle games from previous days. So you could go there and play all 230 past games in one day if you wanted. And there are other sites that have similar games. Some flat out copies. Some with variations. I play one of those variations -- it's called Dordle. Instead of one word in six guesses, you're doing two words in seven guesses. The explanation is complicated, but it's actually pretty slick once you figure out the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Fire1981 said: How come starfish can’t swim if they aren’t fish ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Why is the New River Gorge in West Virginia called new when it’s as old as the Nile ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Sucks to run out of gas at the drive through window at Taco Bell. I’m sure there would be some Taco Rage in that line at noon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Hush Puppies ? They won’t stop barking unless you throw them in the deep fat fryer? What’s up with that one ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Behind every Minute Man there is a 24/7 Woman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Jolly Ranchers! What dental cabal came up with that toothbreaker? Goodnight. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Last one. Someone needs to call out McDonalds on the 1/4 Pounder. It’s not even close. It’s probably more like a 1/8ths to 3/16ths Pounder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Ahhhhhhhhh! I feel better now. Last one. How come sheep and humans are the only two that have kids ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 It’s not fair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 In my facebook game, my island has Japanese lanterns that I want to light up. But I don't light them up. They would look pretty for me, but other people visiting my island would see timers on top of them. Sooooo annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad G. Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 You're both killin me man ..... My guts are startin to hurt ..... Do I hear an echo .... .................................... ... . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 I brought my Chromebook with me to work today just so that I could check for an important email between shifts. I forgot that a few days ago I changed my password from a different machine, so the password stored on my Chromebook won't work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2022 How come Ball jars aren’t round ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted February 9, 2022 Report Share Posted February 9, 2022 8 hours ago, Fire1981 said: How come Ball jars aren’t round ? Because the Ball's were squares? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 Liberty Mutual ads! Amirite?! The emu is okay, but Doug has to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 DOUG is a DORK....Flo still rocks it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akroorka Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 The DVR is THE very best invention in the world. I even record my local morning news. What ever happened to no commercials Cable? What a promise that was! Doug and his Emu are skipped more that any other--the liberty one is second. Who would sponser any TV if not for the insurance and drug companies---and by the way--who really takes any drug requests to ther doctor after 30 seconds of side effect warnings? Oh yes--I can rant!! Rant --On!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Aaron Roger’s StateFarm c**p ? I would change the tennis ball and his dog commercial. So he’s throw a tennis ball to his dog and then launches one that sets off a car alarm ? A car alarm. The dog should be catching Hail Mary passes in the middle of a dog pack. No tennis ball. It’s a football. Then he over throws a Hail Mary that sets off a car alarm. Go Go Geico 🚀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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