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Fire1981

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  1. Do small mouth bass ever get the chance tell a big mouth bass to shut up ?
  2. Humpty Dumpty should have stayed on the couch.
  3. Did the Jolly Green Giant ever have a crappy day ?
  4. Why are the the Alabama Hills in California?
  5. Are Jack and Charlie Daniels related ?
  6. Which is better ? A Shovel Nosed Shark or a snow blower ?
  7. I think Hamburger Helper needs to do the dishes and take the trash out.
  8. My neighbor had a giant parrot that was something like 20-25 years old.They were the ultimate Star Wars followers. They would have Henry on his perch in their driveway. Kids would come to see him say Force Be With You. He broke script one time and for the last time when he started talking Dirty Talk from the bedroom. Ooops
  9. My dog is 10 years old but acts like puppy. Do I have to have that talk with him about growing up and being more responsible?
  10. Craw Dads ? How do you know if they are Craw Moms ?
  11. I’m a birder and have Nuthatches in my yard. All the other birds hatch out off eggs. Since when did a bird start laying nuts in their nests ?
  12. Is a white cat good luck if it walks across your path ?
  13. Best way to keep a Teenager from texting and driving is to make sure their car is a stick shift.
  14. Or is it a crabby apple the other happy apples don’t want to be around ?
  15. Crab Apples ? How come they don’t have claws ?
  16. Why is it called a near miss ? Doesn’t make sense to me regardless of the definition. A near miss to me means you almost missed but crashed or hit the target.
  17. Pennies cost 2.6 cents to make. Why bother?
  18. Why aren’t Semi Trucks called Pro Trucks?
  19. Why is a Great White shark gray?
  20. Cornish Hens ? Are they suppose to kinda taste like corn ?
  21. What’s up with toilet paper. You use it on your butt not the toilet.
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