Fire1981 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Do small mouth bass ever get the chance tell a big mouth bass to shut up ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 10 hours ago, Fire1981 said: My dog is 10 years old but acts like puppy. Do I have to have that talk with him about growing up and being more responsible? My cat won't drink water. Seriously. Not from a bowl. Not from a fountain. Not from a sink. The only thing she will drink is condensed goat's milk, and not much of that. She's making me crazy(er). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 15 hours ago, Fire1981 said: Labradoodles. Reeeeeaaaallly ? Pitdoodles, St. Bernardadoodle ? I have cow dogs. Why would I want Cowdoodle? Sasquadoodle for the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 9 hours ago, Fire1981 said: Do small mouth bass ever get the chance tell a big mouth bass to shut up ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 I’m been watching the Olympics. The Half Pipe is NUTZ But…..WT* is a 1620 with a 1260 finished off with a Triple Corkscrew, Road and Tunnel with a Miller Swirl Twist. I get the last one but not the first 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Why aren’t all the Burnt Pelts black ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 My dog doesn’t understand why there aren’t any Dogs Eye marbles. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 Super Hero marbles that never made the cut. Under Dog, Captain Kirk and Evel Knievel. There would be no such thing as a Wet Mint Knievel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 17, 2022 Report Share Posted February 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Fire1981 said: There would be no such thing as a Wet Mint Knievel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 WTF ? Why is it called Quick Sand when it takes forever to slowly get swallowed up ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted February 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Can you really tell the difference between 17 below zero or 24 below ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 14 hours ago, Fire1981 said: Can you really tell the difference between 17 below zero or 24 below ? I think I could. You can feel the temps go down from "uncomfortable breathing" to "painful breathing" to "excruciating breathing". But I can't swear it. Pretty sure I've been in -20. I know from recent experience that things get quite nippy by -9. Pretty sure I stepped out into -20 once a few years ago, just to say I did it, and back inside I went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 On 2/20/2022 at 9:42 PM, Fire1981 said: WTF ? Why is it called Quick Sand when it takes forever to slowly get swallowed up ? "Quick" used to mean "alive". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 My rant is that last week we were told to expect more than 7 inches of snow in these past two days. THIS is what we got! A pathetic glaze of ice! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad G. Posted March 1, 2022 Report Share Posted March 1, 2022 On 2/22/2022 at 9:14 AM, Steph said: My rant is that last week we were told to expect more than 7 inches of snow in these past two days. THIS is what we got! A pathetic glaze of ice! I guess some would consider that inches ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 So there are Semi Truck drivers . Are there Semi-Pro drivers ? And what does it take to turn Pro ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Who likes tapioca pudding? It’s wrong. Looks like a bunch of Pop-Eye goldfish eyes floating around in something that doesn’t look right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 My Great Aunts all sported the Blue Bee Hive. Gotta love my Minnesota blood. They were all ahead of there time. They would go viral today. Christmas was like a visit from outer space. Here’s my rant. I wanted them to go purple and yellow and back the Vikings. Good luck trying to tell a women how to wear their hair. Lesson learned at 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 The horns would have been off the charts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 If you say you slept like a baby. Does that mean you cried all night and pooped your pants? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 I’d rather sleep like a log and hope I don’t end up in someone’s fire place 🔥 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Don’t Google this one until you think you know. Do Zebras the animals have black or white stripes ? It’s not both. It’s one or the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steph Posted March 2, 2022 Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 41 minutes ago, Fire1981 said: Who likes tapioca pudding? It’s wrong. Looks like a bunch of Pop-Eye goldfish eyes floating around in something that doesn’t look right. Tapioca pudding was better when I was a child. Before society said we would die if we consumed uncooked eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 I lived in Tucson and no one knew what a wind chill factor was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2022 Liver and onions ? Really ? Liver is the oil filter of the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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