Fire1981 Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 Like getting a gnat or eye lash in your eyes when you’re sorting. Like I am right now. A few others like jamming your tooth brush into your upper gum line. First time you bit down on a piece tin foil. You find a band aid in your Sloopy Joe in the High School cafeteria. I hate it when I see someone turn their eye lids inside out. Last one. Don’t you hate doing Ancestry.com and finding out you have no traceable DNA. 🔥 RAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 Oh yeah ! Don’t forget to step on a Lego with no shoes on. I hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 Bang your shin on your ball hitch..twice🔥 RAR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmoozer Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 9 minutes ago, Fire1981 said: Bang your shin on your ball hitch..twice🔥 RAR You are definitely on a roll, buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmoozer Posted March 17, 2023 Report Share Posted March 17, 2023 My worst issue is stepping in dog pee in the middle of the night. We have 5 older dogs who don’t always bother to go outside, or even make it to the piddle pad. ”Piddle” I learned from my grandfather, born in 1903. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbernugs Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 I hate it when people don't flush in public toilets. What is wrong with people? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 I hate it when I misjudge the position of a log, get the chainsaw stuck, and have to get my other chainsaw to cut it out. I mean, I've been doing this stuff for near 50 years and it still happens once every couple of years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 11 hours ago, Ric said: I hate it when I misjudge the position of a log, get the chainsaw stuck, and have to get my other chainsaw to cut it out. I mean, I've been doing this stuff for near 50 years and it still happens once every couple of years. This happens to me all the time with my chainsaw. Ugh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akroorka Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 On 3/17/2023 at 1:00 AM, schmoozer said: My worst issue is stepping in dog pee in the middle of the night. We have 5 older dogs who don’t always bother to go outside, or even make it to the piddle pad. ”Piddle” I learned from my grandfather, born in 1903. It was the cats hairballs for me--ugh--at least I wear socks to bed--lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad G. Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 I lose track of a marble and end up finding it w/ my feet @ night on my way to the fridge for a midnight snack .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akroorka Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 18 hours ago, Ric said: I hate it when I misjudge the position of a log, get the chainsaw stuck, and have to get my other chainsaw to cut it out. I mean, I've been doing this stuff for near 50 years and it still happens once every couple of years. I hear you there--what a drag it is. I once hit a railroad spike in a tree--sparks were a flying--too late--the chain was shot--same tree another spike. What they were doing there out in the wild, I will never know--two chains, one tree--Ugh for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmoozer Posted March 24, 2023 Report Share Posted March 24, 2023 7 hours ago, akroorka said: It was the cats hairballs for me--ugh--at least I wear socks to bed--lol. We had a black cat named Ozzie, who was a night hunter. You had a flashlight or turned on all the lights when you got out of bed. Mouse, rat, and squirrel parts all over the house. He even left a rat head in the dogs food bowl one night. used to get his butt kicked by something every few months, resulting in a $400 vet bill and a week of being locked in my office with the cone of shame. one night he didn’t come home, figured he had lost the fight. About 6 months later we were in the back yard gardening, when over the fence comes Ozzie, sporting a cool purple collar with tags🤣 he sat down for a few minutes, cleaned himself, then jumped back over the fence. Never saw him again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmoozer Posted March 24, 2023 Report Share Posted March 24, 2023 5 hours ago, akroorka said: I hear you there--what a drag it is. I once hit a railroad spike in a tree--sparks were a flying--too late--the chain was shot--same tree another spike. What they were doing there out in the wild, I will never know--two chains, one tree--Ugh for sure. Environmentalists used to spike trees to try to stop logging. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2023 They also spiked Beetle Kill tagged trees when I did thinning projects in Boulder. But they also spiked live trees. So the question was why spike dead and live trees. Their spike killed and live trees and we waste hours replacing and sharpen chains. So we bumped up our training and found examples of spiked trees and now knew what to do. 20 years later ????? It all burned up🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 RAR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmoozer Posted March 25, 2023 Report Share Posted March 25, 2023 On 3/23/2023 at 7:19 PM, Fire1981 said: They also spiked Beetle Kill tagged trees when I did thinning projects in Boulder. But they also spiked live trees. So the question was why spike dead and live trees. Their spike killed and live trees and we waste hours replacing and sharpen chains. So we bumped up our training and found examples of spiked trees and now knew what to do. 20 years later ????? It all burned up🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 RAR I think it was the ELF? Earth Liberation Front? Bunch of whackos… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lastfling Posted March 28, 2023 Report Share Posted March 28, 2023 On 3/22/2023 at 8:25 PM, Ric said: I hate it when I misjudge the position of a log, get the chainsaw stuck, and have to get my other chainsaw to cut it out. I mean, I've been doing this stuff for near 50 years and it still happens once every couple of years. Happened to me just last week LOL. Bar pinched so tight nothing short of breaking out the second saw was going to free it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire1981 Posted March 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2023 Where are you at ? Why are you getting spiked? Let me guess? There’s an endangered snail that only lives in these trees you’re thinning out. Kinda 🔥ed up right now🔥 RAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kimbernugs Posted April 7, 2023 Report Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 3/23/2023 at 7:13 PM, schmoozer said: He even left a rat head in the dogs food bowl one night. This literally had me laughing out loud. Sounds like there was never a dull moment with this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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