I've been concerned that a marble I bought with "buy it now", sold by desertbern, hasn't arrived after 2 weeks. When I asked if it had been sent, he wrote some insulting reply that implied I was too stupid to check the tracking number. Then there was another reply with gibberish that made me think he thought I was in another country. Of course he was kidding, but I don't know the man and find him extremely irritating. Here's an example:
I sorry - my mammy been answerin my mail while I be out in de fields. An how you sayin I is not helpful? Dint I tell where de post office say your marble is? An ifn you don likes it when it do get there just send her on home for a money back! 'don even need no good reason. Ifn you bought er cuz she blue an after writin to me you decide you gonna hate blue from now on - send her back! I don even have to knows why! Thanks again an pleese enjoy your beautiful marble! - Bill
- desertbern
Here's another:
Well then YOU SPEEKEE ENGLEESH VERRY GOOD! I UNDERSTANDEE MOST WHAT YOU TALKEE! YANQUEE DOG GO HOME!!! I was clowning you. I know where Nashaua, NJ is! Heck, I was back East oncet.....Phoenix! lol Your marble get there yet? If not I speckt itll reach er tomorry. Is this lil ol you right down there??? Let me know you get it tomorry - I be so happy! I hop up n down, one foot t'other, pattin my hands together n a whistilin Dixie! Thanks, again Bill
Is this guy a mental case or what?
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